Privacy Policy

The legally required document that nobody reads but everyone should.

We don't want your data. We have enough problems of our own.

Last Updated: January 25, 2026

1. Information We Collect

The Short Version: Not much, honestly.

The Slightly Longer Version: We might collect your email address if you voluntarily sign up for our newsletter. We also collect basic usage analytics (like which pages you visit) to understand if anyone is actually using this thing.

We do NOT collect your health data, supplement choices, or medical history. Those stay on your device, where they belong.

2. How We Use Your Information

If you sign up for our newsletter, we'll send you our newsletter. Groundbreaking stuff.

We use analytics to figure out which features people actually use, so we don't waste time building features nobody wants. (This is called "being responsible with investor money.")

We do NOT sell your data to third parties. We do NOT share it with supplement companies. We do NOT use it for targeted advertising. Mostly because we can't be bothered and it seems morally questionable.

3. Cookies and Tracking

We use cookies for basic functionality (like remembering your preferences) and analytics. These are the boring, necessary kind of cookies, not the creepy stalker kind.

You can disable cookies in your browser, but some features might not work. Like most things in life, there are trade-offs.

4. Third-Party Services

We use third-party services for analytics, email delivery, and hosting. These companies have their own privacy policies, which you should probably read if you have insomnia.

We include affiliate links to supplement retailers. When you click these links, those retailers may collect information about you. We don't control their privacy practices, but we try to only link to companies that aren't actively evil.

5. Data Security

We take reasonable precautions to protect your data, including encryption and secure hosting. However, no system is 100% secure, and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying or selling something.

That said, we don't store sensitive data like credit card numbers (that's handled by payment processors) or medical information (because we're not doctors and don't want that liability).

6. Your Rights

You have the right to:

  • Request a copy of any data we have about you (spoiler: it's probably just your email)
  • Ask us to delete your data (we'll comply within a reasonable timeframe)
  • Opt out of marketing emails (there's an unsubscribe link in every email)
  • Lodge a complaint with a data protection authority (if you're in the EU or have that kind of time)

To exercise these rights, email us at privacy@prettygoodsuppstacker.com. Or don't. We're not your mom.

7. Children's Privacy

This service is not intended for anyone under 18. If you're under 18, please close this tab and go do your homework or something.

8. Changes to This Policy

We may update this privacy policy from time to time, usually when our lawyers tell us to. We'll update the "Last Updated" date at the top when we do.

If we make material changes, we'll notify you via email or a prominent notice on the site. Probably.

9. Contact Us

If you have questions about this privacy policy, you can contact us at:

Email: privacy@prettygoodsuppstacker.com

Mailing Address: Pretty Good Supp Stacker, 123 Evidence-Based Lane, San Francisco, CA 94101

(Note: That address is probably a WeWork or a mailbox. We're a startup. Don't judge us.)