Terms of Service

The legal contract you're agreeing to by using this website.

Don't blame us if you turn into a superhero or a potato. Consult a doctor.

Last Updated: January 25, 2026

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using Pretty Good Supp Stacker (the "Service"), you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you don't agree, please close this tab and go live your best life elsewhere.

These terms constitute a legally binding agreement between you and us. Yes, we know you're not actually reading this. Nobody does. But it's still legally binding.

2. This Is Not Medical Advice (Seriously)

IMPORTANT: Pretty Good Supp Stacker provides informational content only. We are not doctors, pharmacists, nutritionists, or wizards. Nothing on this site constitutes medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.

Before starting any supplement regimen, consult with a qualified healthcare professional. Preferably one with an actual medical degree and not just a strong Instagram following.

Individual results may vary. By "may vary," we mean they definitely will vary because human biology is complicated and we're all different snowflakes.

Don't blame us if you turn into a superhero, a potato, or something in between. Though if you do turn into a superhero, we'd appreciate a positive review.

3. Use of the Service

You agree to use this Service for lawful purposes only. Specifically, you will NOT:

  • Attempt to hack, reverse engineer, or otherwise break our stuff
  • Use the Service to spam people or spread misinformation
  • Scrape our data to build a competing service (come on, at least be original)
  • Impersonate Rowan Ashford or any other team member (one of each is enough)
  • Use the Service in any way that could harm users or our reputation

We reserve the right to terminate or suspend your access if you violate these terms or if we just get bad vibes. Our platform, our rules.

4. Accuracy of Information

We make every reasonable effort to ensure the accuracy of the information on this site, including research quality scores, safety ratings, and supplement recommendations.

However, scientific understanding evolves. What's considered best practice today might be debunked tomorrow. We'll update our information as new research emerges, but there may be a lag.

We are not responsible for errors, omissions, or outdated information. If you spot something wrong, please let us know so we can fix it. We appreciate fact-checking more than you know.

5. Affiliate Links and Transparency

We include affiliate links to supplement retailers. When you make a purchase through these links, we may earn a commission at no additional cost to you.

Here's the important part: Our recommendations are based on scientific evidence and optimization algorithms, not on which companies pay us the most. We recommend supplements based on efficacy, not profitability.

That said, we do have to pay the bills somehow. If this business model makes you uncomfortable, you can use the information here to find supplements yourself without clicking our links. We won't take it personally. (Okay, maybe a little.)

6. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Pretty Good Supp Stacker and its team members, investors, partners, and that one intern we hired last summer shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Service.

This includes but is not limited to: adverse reactions to supplements, financial losses, disappointment in results, spontaneous superpowers, unexpected potato transformations, or existential crises triggered by reading too many research papers.

In jurisdictions that don't allow the exclusion of certain warranties or liabilities, our liability shall be limited to the maximum extent permitted by law. Which is probably not much.

7. Intellectual Property

All content on this site—including text, graphics, logos, algorithms, and Rowan's questionable origin story—is owned by Pretty Good Supp Stacker or its licensors and is protected by copyright and intellectual property laws.

You may use the Service for personal, non-commercial purposes. You may NOT reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works without our permission.

If you want to write about us or share our content, please provide attribution and link back to us. We're not above begging for backlinks.

8. User-Generated Content

If we add features that allow user submissions (comments, reviews, etc.), you retain ownership of your content but grant us a license to use, display, and distribute it.

You are responsible for anything you post. Don't post anything that is:

  • Illegal, defamatory, or harmful
  • Spam or promotional content (unless you're promoting evidence-based health practices, in which case, carry on)
  • Infringing on someone else's intellectual property
  • Just generally obnoxious

We reserve the right to remove any content that violates these terms or just annoys us.

9. Third-Party Links

This Service contains links to third-party websites and services. We don't control these sites and are not responsible for their content, privacy policies, or practices.

Clicking a link to a third-party site is at your own risk. Read their terms and privacy policies before providing any information. Or don't. We're not your mom.

10. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms of Service from time to time, typically when lawyers tell us we need to or when we add new features that require additional legalese.

Material changes will be posted on this page with an updated "Last Updated" date. Your continued use of the Service after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the new terms.

If you don't agree with the new terms, stop using the Service. No hard feelings.

11. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

Any disputes arising from these Terms or your use of the Service shall be resolved in the courts of San Francisco County, California. Unless you want to settle it over coffee, which would be cheaper and probably more pleasant for everyone involved.

12. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be unenforceable or invalid, that provision shall be limited or eliminated to the minimum extent necessary so that the remaining Terms remain in full force and effect.

13. Contact Us

If you have questions about these Terms of Service, you can contact us at:

Email: legal@prettygoodsuppstacker.com

Mailing Address: Pretty Good Supp Stacker, 123 Evidence-Based Lane, San Francisco, CA 94101

By using this Service, you acknowledge that you've read these Terms (or at least skimmed them), understand them (hopefully), and agree to be bound by them. Welcome to the club.